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How to break in my new secretary?

Category: Law & Legal

JamesJames


I'm a partner in a law firm. My old secretary was horrible with the legal admin duties and was fired. My new one starts next week.

Anyway my old one did the following:

1. Lied to my wife.

2. Got me coffee.

3. Got me lunch.

4. Paid my personal bills.

5. Ran personal errands.

6. Understood how I liked her to dress.

I'm thinking all except number 6 I should let her know from day 1....and number 6 just drop hints.

Any thoughts? advice?

wg0z
wg0z

Sounds to me like like your next secretary is also going to be horrible with legal admin duties.

Jack B. Nimble
Jack B. Nimble

$10.00 says your old secretary quit. Typical lawyer, I mean liar.

edit:

bite me. Or is there a legal term for that?

michr
michr

Is this suppose to impress us with how "clever" you are?

Any thoughts?

you are a liar..............oh sorry i mean you are less then honest.

advice?

go back to the 'marriage & divorce" category where you seem to fit right in......


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